You would cry too

I called my nutrition lady in tears last night. I hit a wall. I couldn't bear the thought of eating another bean or piece of salmon or bite of spinach last night. I told her my weight loss had completely stalled and I had gained 1.5 pounds this week.

This morning she called me back and asked me what was different about last week. I told her we had a family reunion and lots of family get togethers and I brought all my own food but that we ate Thai food since I assumed I could eat coconut milk, vegetables, shrimp, and rice.

I received a few lashings and quite frankly wanted to reach through my phone and punch the lady. She is so fabulous and I know she is on my side but she told me I need to drop more weight before I eat rice and beans anymore. I wanted to punch someone so she was an easy target.

I was given pretty clear guidelines: no dairy, no  chicken, no eggs, no tuna, no red meat, no sugar, no cashews, no macademia nuts, and no bread. Only consume strawberries, blueberries, apples, and grapefruits and avoid processed food like the plague.

I thought Thai food fit in beautifully with those guidelines!

Guess not. She told me no more exercise, even walking, until I drop 10 pounds.

This is what I can eat now until further notice:

Breakfast: 1 C almond or soy milk, 1 scoop of ulra inflammX, 1/4 banana, 1/4 C strawberries, 1 C spinach

Snack: Repeat the breakfast menu

Lunch: 3 oz lean protein, 2-3 Cups of leafy vegetables

Snack: Apple, or 1/2 C strawberries, or 1/2 grapefruit

Dinner: 4 oz lean protein, 2-3 Cups of vegetables.

Why does being the fat kid for life suddenly sound way more awesome than drinking this crap?

Admit it, you're SO jealous of my turkey drumsticks and InflamX 360